What's a 'local'?
* The pub nearest to an Englishman's house.
* The pub next to an Englishman's house.
Who does an Englishman talk to in a pub?
* His wife, the weather, his holidays or what's in the newspaper.
* His friends or the barman.
What are the people in a pub like?
* They like beer.
* There are rich people and poor people, old people and young people.
What is there in the oldest pubs? There's often a man.
* playing the piano.
* plays the piano.
Why don't many foreigners like English beer?
* Because it doesn't drink cold.
* Because it isn't drunk cold.
Can you order your drink from a table?
* No, you can't order your drink from table.
* No, you mustn't order your drink from a table.
What must you pay for at the bar?
* Your drink.
* The barman.
What happens at eleven o'clock every evening?
* The barman's shouting: "Time, gentlemen, please!"
* The barman shouts: "Time, gentlemen, please!"
Must you leave the pub at eleven o'clock?
* No, you mustn't leave until ten past eleven.
* No, you needn't leave until ten past eleven.
He meets all his friends in the pub.
* The people he meets in the pub are his friends.
* The people who meet him in the pub are his friends.
In the oldest pubs, there's often a man playing the piano. The piano's
* played in a lot of the oldest pubs.
* playing in a lot of the oldest pubs.
Mild's a workmen's beer.
* Workmen drink it.
* A workman's drinking it.
A lot of pubs don't sell mild now.
* There aren't many pubs where you can buy mild.
* There isn't much pubs where you can buy mild.
You shouldn't drink English beer cold. You oughtn't
* drink English beer cold.
* to drink English beer cold.
You must pay for your drink when you order it.
* When you've paid for your drink, you order it.
* When you order your drink, you pay for it.
You pay for your drink before you drink it.
* You drink the drink after you've paid for it.
* You pay for the drink after you've drunk it.
You needn't leave the pub until ten past eleven.
* You must leave the pub after ten past eleven.
* You must leave the pub before ten past eleven.
Thirsty people who arrive after eleven o'clock are often angry.
* The thirsty people arrive too early.
* The thirsty people don't arrive early enough.
There are even restaurants that aren't allowed to sell beer or wine.
* The restaurants mustn't sell beer or wine.
* The restaurants needn't sell beer or wine.
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