How do most English office workers travel? 
 * To work 
 * By train  What does a commuter buy every morning? 
 * He buys a newspaper 
 * He's buying a newspaper 
  
 Why don't the commuters talk in the train? 
 * So that they'll read their newspapers 
 * Because they're reading their newspapers 
 Do people who work in London usually have lunch in restaurants? 
 * No, he doesn't  
 * No, they don't 
 What's a sandwich bar?
 A small shop  
 * that sells sandwiches  
 * who sells sanwiches 
 When does an Englishman sit down in his armchair? 
 * After he's put on his slippers 
 * After he's read the evening paper 
 Why doesn't an Englishman go out in the evenings? 
 * He says he has a hard day at the office 
 * He says he's had a hard day at the office 
 What does an Englishman do at week-end? 
 * He works in his house and his garden 
 * He's working in his house and his garden 
 When does an Englishman talk to his neighbours? 
 * While he's cleaning his car 
 * When he's cleaned his car 
 A commuter reads his paper until he arrives in London 
 * He starts reading his paper when he arrives in London. 
 * He finishes reading his paper when he arrives in London. 
 The trains are as quiet as libraries. 
 * Libraries are quieter than the trains. 
 * Trains and libraries are both quiet. 
 He asks his secretary if she enjoyed the film last night. 
 * He says: "Did you enjoy the film last night?" 
 * He says: "She enjoyed the film last night." 
 No Englishman can work without a tea break. 
 * Some Englishmen can work without a tea break; other can't. 
 * There isn't an Englishman who can work without a tea break. 
 People who work in London don't usually have lunch in a restaurant. 
 * They sometimes have lunch in a restaurant; but not often. 
 * They never have lunch in a restaurant. 
 After he's had dinner, he watches television. 
 * When he's watched television, he has dinner. 
 * When he watches television, he's had dinner. 
 He likes to think that he doesn't need builders or painters. 
 * He likes to think that he can do things himself. 
 * He likes to think that builders and painters can do things for him. 
 He parks the car in front of the house, so that he can talk to the neighbours. 
 * Because he parks his car in front of the house, he can talk to the neighbours. 
 * He parks his car in front of the house, because he wants to talk to the neighbours. 
 He can always find some grass that he needs to cut. 
 * It's necessary for him to cut the grass. 
 * It's possible for him to cut the grass. 
  
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