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          Who started all the clubs that look after animals?
            • By British people.
            • British people.
          
                      What pets do the British usually have?
              • Snakes, crocodiles or lions.
              • Dogs, cats or birds.
          
                        What does a woman in London do every Saturday?
                • She takes her duck for a walk.
                • She's taking her duck for a walk.
          
                        When does the wife of a family cook the best food?
                • When she's cooking for her husband.
                • When she's cooking for the dog.
          
                        Can you sit on the cat or dog's chair in a British house?
                • No. You mustn't.
                • No. You needn't.
          
                        Why did the wife who was looking after the dog sleep in a chair?
                • Because she didn't want to wake the dog.
                • Because her husband had gone to bed.
          
           Where does an Englishman go when he tells his wife: "I'm taking the dog for a walk"?
                • To the neighbours'. 
                •To the pub.
          
                        Why does an Englishman often go to a hotel where people can stay with their pets?
                • Because he feels lonely without his dog.
                • So that his dog can eat the carpet and break the furniture.
          
                        What happens when a shop puts up a notice that says: 'No dogs'?
                • Nothing.
                • Old ladies take their dogs out of the shop.
          
                        Why do people say that dogs shouldn't be allowed in towns?
                • Because they bite shop assistants.
                • Because they make the pavements dirty.
          
                        clubs that knit coats for dogs
                clubs that knit • dogs coats •for dogs
          
                        a club that looks after cats that have fallen into the river at Venice
                • a club that tries to find cats that have fallen into the river
                • a club that gives food and a home to cats that have fallen into the river
          
                        A woman in London takes her duck for a walk.
    • her duck for a walk.
      A woman in London goes • for a walk with her duck
          
                The wife of the family usually cooks better food for the dog than she cooks for her husband.
        • the dog | better food 
        She cooks • better food | the dog than she cooks her husband.
          
                  If the family's got a bird, they wait for you to tell them how well it sings.
          • They wait until you say: "The bird sings well".
          • They wait for you so that they can tell you: "The bird sings well".
          
                    The wife didn't like to wake the dog, so she slept in a chair.
            • The wife slept in a chair so that she wouldn't wake the dog. 
            • Although the wife slept in a chair, she didn't wake the dog.
          
                      The Englishman talks to his dog more than he talks to his neighbours.
              • He doesn't talk to his dog as much as he talks to his neighbours. 
              • He doesn't talk to his neighbours as much as he talks to his dog.
          
                        He feels so lonely without his dog that he tries to find...
                • He feels too lonely without his dog to try to find...
                • He feels very lonely without his dog, so he tries to find. ..
          
                        Quite a few shops in Britain
                • Several shops in Britain. 
                • A few shops in Britain.
          
                        Sometimes people say that dogs shouldn't be allowed in towns.
                • They say: "It isn't necessary for dogs to be allowed in towns".
                • They say: "It isn't right for dogs to be allowed in towns".