What's a High Street?
              * A street where women can stand outside the shops and talk.
              * A street in the middle of a town with a pub, a Post Office and several shops.
                Why have most of the general stores closed?
                  * So that supermarkets can open.
                  * Because supermarkets have opened.
                Why's a supermarket different from a general stores?
                  * Because you take the food off the shelves yourself.
                  * Because you pay for the food yourself.
                What does the Post Office sometimes sell?
                  * Cigarettes and newspapers.
                  * A tobacconist's and paper shop.
                What can you buy in Marks and Spencer's?
                  * Cheap things.
                  * Clothes.
                What does an Englishman spend most money on?
                  * On food and on his holidays.
                  * On clothes and on his house.
                Does an Englishman spend a lot of money on food?
                  * He tries not to.
                  * He doesn't try to.
                What do English shop assistants call the customers?
                  * "Can I help you?"
                  * "Sir" or "Madam"
                Which shop assistant try to sell you things quickly?
                  * The ones that work in the boutiques.
                  * The ones that work in the department stores.
                They like to show each other their dogs and babies.
                  *They like to show their dogs and babies each other.
                  * They like to show their dogs and babies to each other.
                Supermarkets are shops where you take the food off the shelves yourself.
                  * In supermarkets, the food isn't taken off the shelves for you.
                  * In supermarkets, the food's taken off the shelves for you.
                You must buy stamps on one side of the shop, and newspapers on the other side.
                  * You can't buy stamps and newspapers on the same side of the shop.
                  * You can't buy stamps and newspapers of different sides of the shop.
                Woolworth's is a shop that sells everithing very cheaply.
                  * The things Woolworth's sells don't spend much.
                  * The things Woolworth's sells don't cost much.
                He tries not to spend too much on food or on his holidays.
                  * He likes to spend a lot on food or on his holidays.
                  * He only likes to spend a little on food or on his holidays.
                They give the customer a lot of time to look at the things in the shop.
                  * They wait until the customer's been able to look at the things in the shop.
                  * They show the customer a lot of the things in the shop.
                The only shop assistants who try to sell things quickly are those who work in the boutiques.
                  * The other shop assistants don't try to sell things quickly.
                  * The other shop assistants try to sell things slowly.
                Be careful with them, or you'll come out of the shop with something that you don't want!
                  * If you're careful with them, you'll come out of the shop with something that you don't want.
                  * If you aren't careful with them, you'll come out of the shop with something that you don't want.
                The old lady doesn't sell anything to a customer if she doesn't like him.
                  * She only sells things to customers she likes.
                  * She never sells things to customers she likes.